April 2009
4 posts
The Perry Bible Fellowship →
growing up with the far side as my favorite comic its hard for me to say that this could be better.
But it might be.
Easter Miracle →
Key Lime Pie
KLP is delicious. Yesterday I had keylime pie and I had a tonguasm. This is when you eat something that is so delicious it causes your salivary glands to gush out fluids. Then there is a brief period of no taste.
Upon second attempt at culina-oral stimulation the pie tasted even better.
Yesterday I fell in love with key lime pie (again). I only have one slice left. What will I do when I run out....
Tweenbots →
If you smile, are cute, and are small it seems like New York might not be the worst place to be.
March 2009
19 posts
college virgins by major →
GE smart grid... or something like that →
amazing.
requires printer, paper and webcam.
and possibly a tissue… if technology gets you hot.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh! →
i believe that is a reference to the Fonz.
My socks
Today my socks smell bad. This is because I have been wearing them for almost 12 hours. 12 hours you say? there is no way.
they are white.
they have grey tips
i bought them from walmart.
But i do not endorse walmart.
What i do endorse is
theyummyblog.blogspot.com
Pancakes Kill →
click the link.
that is why it is there.
Butter in a bottle
I saw this. In a bottle next to catsup.
noted.
“and nobody knows it but me”
Minidisc is awesome. I was not crazy. →
Harvard high and mighty →
zappos is the shit
i am a whore.
belly button lint is NOT just lint. AMAZING! →
Microsoft Future →
this is cool, but i would rather live in space.
Legokind has a reason to be afraid →
RIAA gets sued →
The tide has turned
NASA, diapers, love triangle: 2 years too late →
February 2009
8 posts
Accept it: Dollhouse is terrible. →
Firefly needs to be brought back. NOW!
The jury is not hung
Watchmen will, I repeat, will, kick everyones ass.
This Is Karen →
I don’t know why I find this so, so, so funny.
Years later… this still makes me laugh.
GAME →
feeling like a tool
It will be hard to do this without feeling like a tool…
this will be a slow and painful process.
if you follow me
download cooliris.
the internet will never be the same again.
what is the problem? →
is it the huge underage girl?
or the fact that there are no windows on top of the train?
test
what is this?