mutant wisdom

A definitive source for a few inane things.
Thu Apr 30
The Perry Bible Fellowship

growing up with the far side as my favorite comic its hard for me to say that this could be better.

But it might be.

Mon Apr 13
Easter Miracle
Sun Apr 12

Key Lime Pie

KLP is delicious. Yesterday I had keylime pie and I had a tonguasm. This is when you eat something that is so delicious it causes your salivary glands to gush out fluids. Then there is a brief period of no taste. Upon second attempt at culina-oral stimulation the pie tasted even better. Yesterday I fell in love with key lime pie (again). I only have one slice left. What will I do when I run out. |—— |. O |. | |. / \ |_____

I will miss the pie. It’s taste, it’s texture, the way it rolled around in my mouth. Will life even be worth living without it? How will I look forward to meals if I know that there is no pie for me at the end. It is futile to eat. It is futile to live.

Tweenbots

If you smile, are cute, and are small it seems like New York might not be the worst place to be.

Wed Mar 18
college virgins by major
Sat Mar 14
Sun Mar 8
GE smart grid... or something like that

amazing.

requires printer, paper and webcam.

and possibly a tissue… if technology gets you hot.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhh!

i believe that is a reference to the Fonz.

Sat Mar 7

My socks

Today my socks smell bad. This is because I have been wearing them for almost 12 hours. 12 hours you say? there is no way.

they are white.

they have grey tips

i bought them from walmart.

But i do not endorse walmart.

What i do endorse is

theyummyblog.blogspot.com

Fri Mar 6
Pancakes Kill

click the link.

that is why it is there.